ABOMUNISTS JOIN NOTHING BUT THEIR HANDS OR LEGS,
OR OTHER SAME.
ABOMUNIST SPIT ANTI-POETRY FOR POETIC REASONS
AND FRINK.
ABOMUNISTS DO NOT LOOK AT PICUTRES PAINTED
BY PRESIDENTS
AND UNEMPLOYD PRIME MINISTERS.
IN TIMES OF NATIONAL PERIL, ABOMUNISTS, AS REALITY
AMERICANS, STAND
READY TO DRINK THEMSELVES
TO DEATH FOR
THEIR COUNTRY.
ABOMUNISTS DO NOT FEEL PAIN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH
IT HURTS.
ABOMUNISTS DO NOT USE THE WORD SQUARE EXCEPT WHEN
TALKING TO
SQUARES.
ABOMUNISTS READ NEWSPAPERS ONLY TO ASCERTAIN THEIR
ABOMINUBILITY.
ABOMUNISTS NEVER CARRY MORE THAN FIFTY DOLLARS
IN DEBTS ON
THEM.
ABOMUNISTS BELIEVE THAT THE SOLUTION OF PROBLEMS
OF RELIGIOUS
BIGOTRY IS TO HAVE A CATHOLIC
CANDIDATE
FOR PRESIDENT AND PROTESTANT
CANDIDATE
FOR POPE.
ABOMUNISTS DO NOT WRITE FOR MONEY; THEY WRITE
THE MONEY ITSELF.
ABOMUNISTS BELIEVE ONLY WHAT THEY DREAM ONLY
AFTER IT COMES
TRUE.
ABOMUNISTS CHILDREN MUST BE REARED ABOMUNIBLY.
ABOMUNIST POETS, CONFIDENT THAT THE NEW LITERARY
FORM "FOOT-PRINTISM'
HAS FREED THE ARTIST
OF OUTMODED
RESTRICTIONS, SUCH AS: THE ABILITY TO
READ AND WRITE,
OR THE DESIRE TO COMMUNICATE,
MUST BE PREPARED
TO READ THEIR WORK AT DENTAL
COLLEGES,
EMBALMING SCHOOLS, HOMES FOR UNWED
MOTHERS, HOMES
FOR WED MOTHERS, INSANE ASYLUMS,
USO CANTEENS,
KINDERGARTENS, AND COUNTY JAILS.
ABOMUNISTS
NEVER COMPROMISE THEIR REJECTIONARY
PHILOSOPHY.
ABOMUNISTS REJECT EVERYTHING EXCEPT SNOWMEN.
[Bob Kaufman. Abominist Manifesto (broadside), City Lights, 1959.]
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