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My Two Senses


NY's mayor pulls the museum's money because he doesn't like Brooklyn's

artistic taste.

The governor pulls the city's money because he doesn't like its lack

of two-car garages.

The president pulls the state's money because he doesn't like

conservative Republicans or liberal Democrats.

The sun doesn't like lying politicians so it's taking back the earth.

The universe doesn't like fossil fuels burning so it's putting out the sun.

The universe is a big crybaby—I'm pulling its funding tomorrow

to start a new one—



[Originally published in NHS 2000, http://www.poetspath.com/napalm/nhs00/katz.html.]