Nap alm†††† Health†††† Spa:†††† Report†††† 2009

 

 

SAM ABRAMS

 

 

Mother Of A Trillion Orgasms

 

††††††††††† (Her Day September 14)

 

Holy Margaret Sanger

Patron Saint of Orgasm

 

who first freed sexual pleasure

from association

with reproduction

 

before birth control

how many million women

died in childbed

 

how many husbands became

ďthe blandly unconscious

murderers of those they loved

and had pledged themselves

to protectĒ

 

murdered by the urges

of loving husbands

 

millions billions

now saved by Margaret Sanger

who freed sexual pleasure

in a practical way

 

so practical those women

the foremothersthe founding sisters

Margaretís loving buddies

Susan B Elizabeth Cady

 

the motto on their banner

NO GODS NO MASTERS

 

same motto asthe wobblies

International Workers of the World

 

one of the great foremothers

one of the founding sisters

abolitionist suffragist

anti-imperialist free-thinker

contraceptionist

 

so let us today

rememberpraise and thank

 

Holy Margaret Sanger

for the blessings she bestowed

for the lives she has saved

for the joy she has brought

 

Saint of the Orgasm

Glory Glory Glory

 

 

 

Did Robert Frost Ever

Shit In The Woods?

 

all the spots along these roads

i know

 

††††††††††† where to pull off park

scoot into the brush squat AH and shit AH

i pick spots where mountain maple grows

with big soft leaves my favored wild arsewipe

much better than snow

 

((tho at age 74

even at 10 below

still tough enough

to wipe w/ snow

if i gotta

 

feel sure iíve shit this spot before

and before me others left traces

among therusty beer cans

under the leaf litter

 

AH

no shit like a squatting shit

cleans guts best

 

borrowed nutrients

re-turned

to forest compost

renewed

by the livingforest compost

byour

microbe insect worm helpers

 

to Earth

from Earth

from Earth

to Earth

 

birth re

birth

 

thatís the shit story

glory glory glory