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Impeach Bush and Cheney?
Impeach Bush and Cheney?
That would be far too lenient.
There are better and more creative ways
to punish Bush and his accomplices
as they deserve while at the same time
prevent further terrorist attacks:
Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld
to Al Qaeda on condition Al Qaeda
not decapitate them over Al-Jazeera
but only hand them over to the Iraqi people
on the condition the Iraqi people
not tear them limb from limb.
Seeing as he’s responsible for the deaths
of more Iraqis than Saddam Hussein
and seeing as he was so gung-ho
on capital punishment when he was
hanged Saddam with Bush’s blessings,
then it’s only just that Bush, too,
would get to swing from a noose.
But we antiwar worldpeace activists
honor the nonviolence of Gandhi and King
and therefore would urge the Iraqis
to spare the Bush-Cheney gang’s lives
and instead just him them with their shoes
the way they hit the toppled statues
of Saddam Hussein with their shoes,
but on condition they don’t hit them so hard
and long with said shoes that it kills them,
mercifully sparing them the punishment
that fits their crimes and the disastrous
impact of those crimes on
Even though Bush had Gonzalez
streamline executions in
we antiwar worldpeace activists
believe in nonviolence and so
would spare their nasty lives.
As a further mercy we’d urge
the people of
on the face or head, but only whap
their butts with the soles of their shoes.
But, lest that seem cruel and unusual,
we could build giant statues of Bush-
Cheney-Rumsfeld and help the Iraqis
topple them so they could hit them
with their shoes just like they did
that statue of Saddam Hussein.
Then, seeing as Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld-
Gonzalez are so gung-ho in favor
of water torture, why not lock them
in those dunking tanks where somebody
sits suspended over a tank of water and
people pay to try to hit the bull’s-eye?
Bush, Cheny, Rumsfeld, Gonzalez
and Karl Rove could make the rounds
of state and county fairs here and abroad
for years to come in those dunking tanks
lots of money to rebuild
with lots of money left over for UNICEF.
Al Qaeda, you beheaded the wrong Perle
––it’s Richard you wanted, not Daniel!
Yes, impeachment would be too lenient
who deserve a
Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld who killed
more Iraqis than Saddam Hussein.
Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld who sent
more Americans to their deaths
than Osama Bin 9/11.
But because we believe in mercy
we’ll let them off easy: surrender
the above-mentioned Neo-Conmen
on condition the terrorists promise
to cool it on the terrorism and accept
our dunking tank solution.
Seems a fair swap: the terrorists
get to take Bush-Cheney et al on tour
in dunking tanks. In return we get
the terrorists’ promise on a stack
of Korans to cut out the terrorism––
and not behead Bush-Cheney et al
as beheading is cruel and unusual,
no less when Muslims do it with a sword
than when the French guillotined
Muslims in 1950s
––an American poet who prefers to remain
anonymous lest he be renditioned and
waterboarded or worse for writing this