Reports
to an Old Pothead
Well,
Sam, down here in Gotham City we had several terrorist attacks. &
the
warning was only Orange.
First, 20 inches of
ice cold anthrax fell
from
the sky - the perps escaped detection by hiding in the clouds. I
know
it was anthrax because within days I was bedridden with serious
sinus
congestion, body aches, terrible coughing - mucus everywhere!
Survived
through the grace of God, duct-taped windows & a quart of
Nightquil
strengthened with Jack Daniels.
Only a few days later a
missile
blew up a barge in Arthur Kill while it was off-loading a million
gallons
of gasoline in what was obviously an assault on our right to
drive
Hummers. Too bad
that the criminals had no more missiles to blow
newscopters
from CBS, NBC, ABC, CBS radio & all the rest of our ultra
liberal
media from the skies - these traitors kept insisting that it
was
an industrial “accident” & that traffic was moving
normally on
Goethals
Bridge, but they would not SHOW US the bridge & I have every
reason
to believe the bridge is no longer there.
The warning color has
been
lowered to TEAL but that is just to give Home Depot time to
restock
tape,
batteries & Coleman camp stoves.
You're
too near Canada, Sam.
Watch yer ass.
Sam:
All during
the war (which, of course, is not over), we were getting
stories
of missiles loaded with anthrax, “finds” of mustard
gas &
mysterious
barrels of “chemicals.”
These, added to typical wartime
fabrications
about the rape &/or execution of
American P.O.W.s.
All of
these
“news” reports disappeared without a trace within
24 hours. & they
were
coming out of American , not British, press.
British “embedded”
reporters
were delivering some very honest, graphic combat writing,
On
a positive note: The
Dixie Chicks (I'm discovering that I like them)
are
selling more albums than ever,
They were riding high on the
Billboard
country & pop charts last week.
Their concerts are still
selling
out. So the Southern
country stations that continue to “boycott”
the
Chicks are just making them richer.
Tho slickly produced, the
Chicks'
musical style derives from the same harmony mountain tradition
made
popular so long ago by the Carter Family.
The notoriously “liberal”
Dolly
Parton comes from it. It isn't Cotton Country music. I think
Nashville
has always been a little afraid of it.
Not Asheville, tho.